On November 27, 2006, the dreaded Gilgamesh said:
Why wasn't the pirate allowed to go on jury duty?
The defense attorney deemed that he wasn't impARRRRRRRrrrrtial!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What do hip pirates wear?
EARRRRrrrrings!
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On July 23, 2007, the scurvy Lolly lala said:
What's a pirates favorite disease?
Scurrrrrrrrrrrvy!
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On September 19, 2006, barnacle-bitten vARRRgie said:
What is a pirate's favorite board game?
MonARRRRpoly!!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep their caarrrrrrs?
In garrrrrrages!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep their treasure?
In carrrrrrrgo!
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On August 17, 2007, scurvy dog cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirates favorite margarine?
Parrrrkay!
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On December 13, 2005, the dreaded Robert said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of car?
A Moparrrrrrrrr!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What often causes pirates to give up their profession?
Becoming parrrrrrents!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates keep their food in?
Barrrrrels!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite comedian?
Jim Carrrrrrrey!
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On July 13, 2006, scurvy knave Ash, Mark and Sam said:
Why don't pirates like dogs?
Because they BAAAAAAARk too much!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite tabloid personality?
Tonya Harrrrrrding!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
To be effective, pirates need to be what?
Scarrrrrry!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the preferred pet of pirates?
A paaarrrrrrrrot!
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