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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of currency?
The dollaarrrrrrrr!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Long John Silver's!
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On February 22, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Phil Brooks said:
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite European capital?
PARRRRrrrrris!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What type of swords do pirates prefer?
Larrrrrge, shaaarrrrrrp ones!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Why don't pirates attack whalers?
They have harrrrrrrpoons!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates rend to ride horses?
Baarrrrrrrellback!
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On January 1, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Micaela Mcleod said:
What's the difference between Santa and a pirate?
Santa's nice and pirates will kill you if you give them a present (treasure)
On September 15, 2007, the grog-addicted Marc Whitcombe said:
A pirate captain goes up to his first mate after a raid on a coastal village; "A good haul I hope" says the captain. "I'm afraid not captain," replied the first mate. "I think we picked a poor village to raid," he continued. "What!" exclaimed the captain, "How much money did you get?" "All we found were a few copper coins," replied the first mate. "Did you try the church? Did they have any fine tapestries or Holy treasures?" asked the Captain. "All we got was a wooden alter," replied the first mate. "What about the farms?" asked the captain. "Did they have any animals we can eat, or sell at market?" "One donkey" replied the first mate. "One donkey!" exclaimed the Captain. "Aaaargh" replied the first mate, and he continued ................. ................. ................. (Wait for it) ................. ................. "It was the only bray in the pillage."
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