On June 20, 2006, seven-sea sailin' victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
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Showing jokes 931–945 of 995 scurvy jokes.
On May 11, 2006, scurvy dog Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite teen drama?
BevARRRRRRRRly Hills, 90210
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call and official pirate?
A carrrrrrd caarrrrrrying pirate!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
In order to pull off a raid, what must a pirate be?
Darrrrrrrring!
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On June 20, 2006, land-lubber victor said:
Pirate Blackbeard's ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself.
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
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On May 14, 2006, the dreaded Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate call his crewman?
A swashbuckleAARRRRRR!
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On May 18, 2007, scurvy knave Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a pirate do on the weekends?
He goes to yaaaarrrrrd sales!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates tend to be relatively unaffected by what natural disaster?
EArrrrrrrthquakes!
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On November 8, 2006, the sea-bitten Captain Mati said:
How did the bees kill the pirate?
They swARRRRRmed around him!
On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
Medium RAAARRRrrrrrreeee!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite hoofed mammal?
CARRRRrrrribou!
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On September 19, 2008, scurvy knave Drew Baldwin said:
What's a pirates favorite fruit?
Bananas, because they help prevent scurvy.
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Why have pirates never attacked Hutchinson, Kansas?
It's too fAArrrrrrr inshore!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirates raid the town?
It had a barrrrrrrier!
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On August 3, 2006, the most piratical Slade said:
Why do pirates like Mexico?
Because they love to BARRRRrrrrter!
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