On July 12, 2006, one-legged Ashley Wicks said:
Where do pirates buy their meat?
At the ButchARRRRRRRRRRR's!
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On March 23, 2008, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
What type of woman do pirates find most attractive?
Well, a HARRRRRrrrrrpie of course!!!!
On September 19, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Genevieve Atkerson said:
What's an indie pirate's favorite film?
Garrrrrrrrden State!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
The noble pirate is sometimes called what?
A Parrrrradox!
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On August 10, 2006, regular scallywag Sheri said:
Whats a pirate's favourite shop?
ARRRRrrrrrrgos!
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On November 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' ? said:
What did the pirate go to beauty college for?
To be a BARRRRRRRber!
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On March 9, 2006, salty ol' Michael Ennis said:
Who's Yellowbeard's favorite hockey player?
Jarrrr-omir JaaaagRRRRRRR!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite dark comedy?
Farrrrrrgo!
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On May 17, 2007, land-lubber bob said:
Why didn't the pirate cross the road?
Because it was made of tarrrrrrr.
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you always find pirates?
Marrrrrinas!
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On April 15, 2007, scurvy dog Dom said:
What is a pirate's favourite retail-based sitcom?
ARRRRRe You Being Served?
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On February 8, 2007, the most piratical manly said:
What is the only thing that makes pirates queasy?
Scarrrrrrrrs!
On April 29, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Kathryn said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actor?
Peter Sarrrrrrsgaarrrrrrd!
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On September 16, 2005, scurvy knave June Zmolek said:
What is a pirates favorite tree?
Arrrborvitae
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Who do pirates prefer to rob?
The ARRRristocracy!
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