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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

If pirates theoretically lived underground rather than on the seas, who would they raid?
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On November 29, 2005, regular scallywag Pirate Jewels said:

Why did the pirate get married in the Mormon temple?
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On February 1, 2007, one-eyed BigDirty said:

What's a pirate's favourite video game?
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On September 30, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:

Where do upscale pirates go for dinner?
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On March 26, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

What would you do if you saw ten great big hairy pirates coming toward you?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

What gets stuck on the bottom of a pirate's ship?
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite island?
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On February 22, 2007, regular scallywag Cptn Andrew McVicar said:

Did you here about the pirate who lost all his money?
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On June 21, 2007, scurvy dog Tarrrrrra said:

What's a pirates favorite letter?
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the pirate put over the hole in his ship?
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On July 16, 2006, barnacle-bitten RRUGGEDBERRRT said:

What is a pirate's favorite movie?
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

Why couldn't the young pirate get into the club?
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On August 17, 2006, salty ol' Claire Foster said:

What do you call a bird named jack?
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On January 27, 2006, regular scallywag Sonny Garza said:

What is a Pirate's Favorite Car?
Volkswagon.
Why?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's least favorite bird?
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