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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

Why did the pirate have to reture?
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the lenient policeman do with the captured pirate?
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

Who are a pirate's favorite cartoon characters?
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On March 26, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's refrigerator called?
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

In the treacherous world of the pirate, it's good to be what?
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On May 31, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:

What does a pirate captain have for dinner?
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From: Best Pirate Jokes (Captain Pugwash) by Ian Rylett · Link hearrrre!

On August 16, 2006, land-lubber Babette Undertow said:

Who's a Pirate's Spiritual leader?
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On November 19, 2005, one-eyed Marcus Kopplin said:

Why did the pirate go back to the future?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do pirates dream of raiding?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite tv show?
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On February 22, 2007, the most piratical an Anonymous Pirate said:

What does a pirate re-enforce his house with?
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On March 16, 2007, captain Captain Rumblood said:

Why was the little pirate boy crying at school?
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On August 7, 2006, scurvy knave HISDISCTYLAN said:

What's a pirate's favorite waterborne parasite?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

If pirates theoretically lived underground rather than on the seas, who would they raid?
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On November 29, 2005, regular scallywag Pirate Jewels said:

Why did the pirate get married in the Mormon temple?
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