On July 26, 2006, scurvy knave Nick said:
Where is a little pirate's favorite place to play catch?
In the backyARRRRRRD!
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On May 17, 2006, barnacle-bitten J Dawg said:
Why did the pirate have to go to the pharmacy?
Because he had the faaaarrrrrrrrts!
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On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Lynn Shoop said:
Where does a pirate buy his gas?
AARRco!!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates go to be entertained?
An arrrrrrena!
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On August 17, 2006, scurvy dog Michele Mellott said:
What's the newest pirate exercise craze?
Pi-Rat-es (like pilates)!
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On May 11, 2006, salty ol' Captain Karikas said:
How do pirates know what day it is?
They look on their calendARRRRgghh!!!
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On September 26, 2008, one-eyed Jillian said:
Who is a pirates favorite American Idol contestant?
David ARRRRchuleta!!
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On May 28, 2007, the most piratical rbinck said:
Why do pirates operate on the high seas?
They be afraid of the ARRRRmy!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
When a pirate runs out of grog and rum, what does he drink?
Sasparrrrrrilla!
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On November 29, 2005, captain an Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite character on the Smurfs?
Gaarrgamel!
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite baseball team?
The Pirates (duh!)
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On June 27, 2007, the grog-addicted Undead Sea Monkey said:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pirate Walking.
Pirate Walking who?
Pirate walking on two wooden legs!
Who's there?
Pirate Walking.
Pirate Walking who?
Pirate walking on two wooden legs!
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On September 21, 2006, scurvy knave pegleg said:
What do you call a reptilian pirate?
A dinoSAAAARRRRRrrrrr!!!
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates thrive?
In the CARRrrrrribbean!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do dogs annoy pirates?
Because of all their BARRRrking!
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