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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

Who is a pirate's favorite magician?
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On January 26, 2009, scurvy knave James Smith said:

What's a pirates favourite
toothpaste?
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates keep for good luck?
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On September 9, 2005, the scurvy T. O'Brien said:

How does a pirate like to go camping?
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On September 19, 2008, regular scallywag Eric said:

How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
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On October 17, 2006, salty ol' Tony said:

Why didn't the pirate want to go to the store?
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On September 19, 2006, captain Genevieve Atkerson said:

What is a pirate receptionist scared of?
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On June 5, 2007, the grog-addicted Sean Peterson said:

What kind of school does a pirate fear more than a school of sharks?
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On March 20, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

How do pirates cook their food?
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On February 28, 2006, regular scallywag Brennan Dewey said:

What does a pirate use to read his future?
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On July 27, 2006, the grog-addicted RIchard Lindley said:

How does a pirate know what he is going to do today?
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On January 26, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Tim said:

Why did the pirate carry a pocket fan?
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

Who is a pirate's favorite stand-up comedian?
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:

How were the pirates captured?
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On November 24, 2008, the grog-addicted dan-d-man said:

Who do pirates call if their car breaks down?
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