On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What is pirates' favorite pronoun?
Ayyy!!!
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On July 9, 2014, seven-sea sailin' The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
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On October 6, 2006, salty ol' Rachel said:
What's a pirate's favorite beer?
PBArrrrgh!
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On June 3, 2007, regular scallywag chil said:
Why did the pirate blush?
Because the sea-weed!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favority kind of coin?
A quarrrrter!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite snack?
Marrrrrrshmallows!
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On May 14, 2006, the most piratical Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate say when he left the ship?
I'll come back latAARRRRRR!
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On February 22, 2007, captain Punjab said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the harbAARR!
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On September 22, 2006, salty ol' Low Class Mo said:
What is a pirate's favorite computer game (not including Sid Meier's Pirates!)?
StarrrrrrrrrrCraft!
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On March 9, 2008, land-lubber Pete Allegretta said:
What did the fortune teller use to read the pirate's fortune?
"Parrot" Cards!
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On November 30, 2006, salty ol' Lorelai said:
What is the most hated part of the Pirate Code?
PARRrrrrrrrrley!
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On August 19, 2007, seven-sea sailin' jesse n mike said:
What did the pirate movie projectionist say to the little boy?
Hey boy, only PG... nothing ARRRRRRRRRrrrr!
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On June 27, 2006, the grog-addicted Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
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On November 18, 2007, regular scallywag Bobby said:
How did the pirate get a promotion?
Lots of HAAARRRRGGhhd work and dedication!
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On March 3, 2007, one-eyed Elizabeth said:
What kind of fish always makes a pirate laugh?
A clownfish!