On March 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
They buy an ARRRdvark!
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On October 26, 2006, scurvy dog Ann said:
How do two pirates prove their strength?
They ARRRRRRRM wrestle!
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On August 30, 2006, one-legged Huntarrrr said:
Where do pirate's hate to go?
OvARRrrrrrrgh-board!
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On October 6, 2006, land-lubber Anonymous said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop for clothes?
Old Navy!
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On September 16, 2007, the most piratical The guy who thought RAAAAARRR wasn't funny said:
What's a pirate's favorite compression algorithm?
AAAAAAAAARRRRJ
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite sci-fi film?
Warrrrrr of the Worlds!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite evil film character?
DARRRrrrrth Vader!
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On September 17, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Frank the Iron Fist said:
How do pirates communicate with dogs?
Pirate: AARRRrrrr!!!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!!
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On June 25, 2006, one-legged Captain Dave said:
Where is a pirate's favorite inland USA destination?
Arrrrrrrkansas! Where do they go when they get there? The Ozarrrrrrrrks!
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On September 19, 2008, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates work in the off season?
Pharrrrmacies!
On September 19, 2008, one-eyed Tom Marchant said:
Why aren't pirates allowed to surf the internet?
Because of "pirated" movies!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates practice shooting at?
Tarrrrrgets!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite weapon?
A skull and cross-bow!
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On September 19, 2006, the most piratical Shelley S. said:
How did the pirate make it to college?
He was very smAAAAAAAAArt!
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On May 18, 2007, barnacle-bitten Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a stoned pirate say?
FARRrrrrgh out, matey!
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