On September 12, 2009, the grog-addicted Cap said:
Why do pirates like pizza?
Because it has pepARRrrrrroni!
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On June 16, 2009, scurvy dog Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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On August 17, 2007, salty ol' cocktails on wednesday said:
Where's a pirate hang his hat?
In the Arrrrmoire!
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On April 10, 2007, land-lubber Keith said:
What did the pirate say to his friend who spilled the rum?
PARRRRrrty foul!
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On February 17, 2007, captain Chum-bucketeer said:
What did the pirate from Kansas name the land he discovered?
ARRRR-kansas!
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On December 7, 2006, captain pirate lovARR! said:
Why did the pirate have to get a size 10 top?
Because the size 12 was too LARRRRRge!
From: It was hidden behind me curtains · Link hearrrre!
On September 21, 2006, the grog-addicted ava said:
Why did the man have to become a pirate?
He didn't learn the 3 ARRRRRRRs!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do between raids?
They play carrrrrds!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates throw over the side of their ship?
GARRRrrrrbage!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do rich pirates go to vacation?
Marrrrrrtha's Vineyaaarrrrrrrd!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite philosopher?
ARRRrrrristotle!
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On November 23, 2005, one-legged rick said:
What did one pirate say to the other pirate?
How ARRRGGHH you doing?
From: A 12 pack of Miller Lite · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What do they teach pirates in school?
The 3 arrrrrgggggghhhhhsss!
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On August 13, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate speak so clearly?
He was very ARRRRrrrrrticulate!
From: Me noggin' · Link hearrrre!
On January 25, 2008, the scurvy Dorde said:
Why aren't there any painkillers on pirate ships?
Because parrots eat them all (parcetamal)!
From: A pirate themed joke book · Link hearrrre!