On June 12, 2006, the dreaded Terri Enriquez said:
Why did the pirate like Noah?
Because he built an AARRRRrrrk!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate ship look so good?
They used varrrrrrrnish!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call it when you've been robbed by a pirate?
Larrrrrrceny!
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On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
I heard national pirate month is in January.
I think it should be in MaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHch.
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On November 2, 2006, seven-sea sailin' JACK SPARROW said:
What did the pirate ride to work?
A seahorse!!
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On September 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does the Pirate Santa Claus say at Christmas?
Yo-Ho-Ho-Ho!
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On January 14, 2007, the scurvy Cathy Creegan said:
Why did all the ladies love the Latino pirate?
Because he looked like Ricky MAAARRRRRRRtin!!
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On February 5, 2009, land-lubber Cap'n Joe said:
Who is a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
MARRRRRRRtin Luther King!!
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
A carrrrrnival!
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On February 28, 2006, the sea-bitten Brian Thiel said:
Turns out Captain Blackbeard is a trekkie. Who is his favorite Star Trek character?
Commander WhARRRRRrf!!!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates walk their dogs?
In the parrrrrrk!
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On September 17, 2007, scurvy knave Charles said:
What does a pirate celebrate before lent?
MARRdi Gras!
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On August 18, 2014, one-eyed Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
He's an invest-ARRRR!
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On September 28, 2013, barnacle-bitten Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
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On September 21, 2009, salty ol' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant for Kids Meals?
Harrrrrdees!