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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

Who are pirate's enemies?
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On December 7, 2006, one-legged Pirate Pepper said:

How do you spell Pirate?
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From: Newcastle, Australia · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite party?
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On September 21, 2006, land-lubber ava said:

How do most pirates die?
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From: made it up · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the pirate send his mom on Mothaarrrr's Day?
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On March 10, 2007, one-eyed cap'n corpsegrinder said:

What do you call a really angry pirate?
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On March 23, 2007, the grog-addicted Diane said:

What did the pirate use to clean his car?
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From: Pirate Friend · Link hearrrre!

On May 14, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Pirate Steve said:

Why did the cabin boy walk the plank?
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From: Pirate Steve · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the hippie pirate need?
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From: Meself · Link hearrrre!

On March 24, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

Who will pirates in California vote for in the race for governor?
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From: http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/2003/09/15/pirate_jokes.shtml · Link hearrrre!

On September 20, 2006, one-legged Captain Greedle said:

What cell phone service did the pirate use?
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From: From me head! · Link hearrrre!

On April 11, 2007, salty ol' Parrot said:

What electronic music do pirates listen to?
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From: The Turnpike Cracker Pirates · Link hearrrre!

On June 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Sandra Caan said:

What kind of spice does a pirate like to put in his food?
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On August 21, 2006, the grog-addicted Aaron Kozloff said:

Whats a pirate's favorite cereal?
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From: Me and a friend · Link hearrrre!

On September 14, 2006, one-eyed Bonney Cap'n Iron Pants Micah said:

What is a pirate's favorite geological land mass?
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From: your mom · Link hearrrre!