On January 7, 2015, the sea-bitten Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
From: Great Britain · Link hearrrre!
Every joke in the hold
Showing jokes 61–75 of 995 scurvy jokes.
On June 18, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Curly Tim said:
What do ye call a black Pirate?
A 'Pirate', ye racist scoundral!
From: A fine ale house in the south · Link hearrrre!
On September 9, 2010, seven-sea sailin' Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
From: Kevin Keel-haul-em-all Beals · Link hearrrre!
On March 11, 2006, scurvy dog pirate no beard said:
Why are pirates, pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRR!
From: me · Link hearrrre!
On September 10, 2011, the scurvy Debi Jordan said:
What kind of flowers do you get a Pirate who cannot remember how to tie a rope?
Forget-Me-Knots....ARRRRR!
From: Debi Jordanm · Link hearrrre!
On February 3, 2011, salty ol' Canoedad said:
How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?
With Bar-Nickels!
From: Me own scurvy brain! · Link hearrrre!
On May 23, 2013, the scurvy Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
From: me · Link hearrrre!
On February 19, 2010, the grog-addicted Math Teacher! said:
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
From: Pirate's Cove Lore Galore Volume 4 Issue 1 · Link hearrrre!
On November 21, 2006, scurvy knave Landen Flanders said:
A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
On August 26, 2015, captain too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
From: reworked old badly written joke · Link hearrrre!
On April 28, 2011, captain Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On September 24, 2014, the scurvy Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
From: Me own pirate head · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they're shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore.
From: http://www.aucklandcitylibraries.com/general.aspx?ct=470&id=2365 · Link hearrrre!
On July 31, 2013, seven-sea sailin' DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
From: Captain Lex · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all the booty!
From: http://expage.com/bd2piratejokes · Link hearrrre!