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On September 20, 2006, the grog-addicted Suryakant said:

A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,

"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"

The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"

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From: ME OWN GROG-NOGGIN', ARRRRGH !! · Link hearrrre!

On May 24, 2006, one-legged Pirate Steve said:

Why did the pirate buy a plane?

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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

What gives pirates a bad name?

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On February 19, 2007, salty ol' Tommy Phelan said:

Why do pirates have such bad breath?

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On July 19, 2006, scurvy dog Kathy said:

What do you call a pirate's fear of spiders?

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On June 19, 2008, one-legged CybARRRludite said:

What shall we do with a drunken sailor, err-li in the mornin'?

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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do pirates get their supplies?

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On September 19, 2006, the dreaded Eddie Long said:

Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking structure?

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On February 23, 2007, the grog-addicted cass said:

What do you call a pirate who went to college?

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On September 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

What do you call an Elvish Pirate?

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On October 17, 2006, scurvy knave Bruin said:

Why did the pirate cross the road?

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On September 18, 2006, captain Shipmate TicTac said:

How do pirates like their eggs for breakfast?

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On August 14, 2007, scurvy dog Katherine Edwards said:

What is a pirate's favourite musical instrument?

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On March 3, 2007, scurvy knave Capt. Rhone said:

What did the pirate say after he clogged the toilet?

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On August 20, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

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