On July 28, 2006, salty ol' Anthony Huspen said:
What's a pirate's favorite pizza topping?
Pep-ARR-oni!
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On February 28, 2006, the scurvy Brennan Dewey said:
Which type of spanish verbs are the easiest for pirates to conjugate?
A-RRRR verbs.
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On December 16, 2006, salty ol' griffin said:
Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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On March 17, 2008, regular scallywag Jarks said:
What's a pirate's biggest fear?
AAAARRGGHHHachnaphobia!
On August 17, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What are pirates often considered?
Barrrrrrbarrric!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Transformer?
Starrrrrrrscream!
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On September 17, 2007, captain Charles said:
Why did the pirate visit the Sistine Chapel?
To admire the ARRchitecture!
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On March 20, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
AARRRRGGHentina!
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On June 16, 2006, the sea-bitten Carl Christensen said:
What does a Pirate's pet lion say?
Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates hate to get stuck in?
Tarrrrrr!
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On May 15, 2009, captain Taz said:
When the pirates noticed that their skin was rough, they blamed the corsair.
Harrrrr!
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On September 21, 2006, regular scallywag evilalicia said:
What's a pirate's favorite herb?
PARRRRsley!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates write with?
Marrrrrrkers!
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On May 14, 2008, one-legged !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:
What happened to the people who wrote the lame pirate ARRRRrrrrgh jokes?
They got HOOKED!!!
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