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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite type of bird?
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:

What is good training for a pirate?
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On March 5, 2009, the most piratical White Beard said:

What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
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On October 6, 2006, the sea-bitten Anonymous said:

What did the captain say to the crew on his 80th birthday?
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On July 26, 2006, scurvy dog Geneva said:

Who is a pirate's favorite World War I figure?
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On July 2, 2006, the scurvy Anis Abuzeid said:

On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!

That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
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On May 15, 2006, captain Pirate Tom said:

What's a pirate's favorite breakfast cereal?
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates wear to keep warm in the winter?
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On October 24, 2007, scurvy dog Saucy Sara said:

What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:

Why can't many people be pirates?
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On March 9, 2008, the dreaded Pete Allegretta said:

What did the pirate do when his friend stepped on his foot?
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:

Old pirates have a lot of what?
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates use to defend themselves?
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's least favorite vacation spot?
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On September 18, 2011, land-lubber Ian Miller said:

What is a pirate's favourite kind of chocolate?
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