On March 10, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What was the pirate's pet dog named?
Patches!
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On September 24, 2007, captain Captain Frank-N-Spank & Tarsha said:
What does a pirate have after he works out at the gym?
Stanky ARRRRrrrrm-pits!
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On July 26, 2006, the most piratical Nick said:
Why do pirates like communists?
Because of the U.S.S.AARRRRRRRRR!
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On November 22, 2009, regular scallywag Da King said:
What protects a pirate from cannon fire?
His shield and ARRRRRMOR!!
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On February 22, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What do you call a beautiful pirate captain?
Davy Jones' looker!
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On August 21, 2006, scurvy knave an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate keep his money in?
A JARRRRrrrggh!
On September 16, 2005, barnacle-bitten June Zmolek said:
What comic strip in the Sunday funnies do pirates like ?
AAArrrchie
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On September 17, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Charles said:
What does a pirate do when he's sued?
Go for ARRbitration!
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On March 20, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!
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On September 17, 2007, the most piratical Charles said:
What do pirate kids in pirate school do that makes the class burst out laughing?
ARRmpit FARRRts!
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On August 27, 2010, the scurvy Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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On October 26, 2006, scurvy knave Ann said:
What did the young pirate say when told that he wasn't allowed to cuss?
Daaarrrrn!
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On July 19, 2009, land-lubber Captian Aarrrrron said:
Why did the Pirate get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated) ????
Because he was drunk leaving the baaarrrrrrr!!!
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On November 22, 2009, the grog-addicted Ashly said:
What's a pirate's least favorite insect egg?
A larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrva!!!
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On September 19, 2009, the scurvy Dread Pirate Roberts said:
What do you call a person who steals from pirates to give to the rich and poor?
Robin Hook!
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