On March 20, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
With the staaaaaarrrrrs.
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On August 3, 2007, the most piratical Annie Cook said:
After the storm the pirate captain was marooned on a deserted island. As he explored his desolate surroundings, he noticed that he couldn't find any wildlife.
There was plenty of fresh water, an abundance of coconuts and tropical fruit, and even a nice cache of rum. Finally, after days of searching, he thought he heard the sound of a chicken clucking.
When he found the source of the sound it was actually a parrot prancing around making the clucking sounds of a chicken.
The pirate told the parrot "Stop that clucking. You're not a chicken. You're a parrot. There are no chickens on this bloody island."
The parrot ignored him and continued to prance around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate couldn't believe how stupid the parrot was, so he repeated, "I said, stop that clucking! You're not a chicken! You're a parrot! There are no chickens on this bloody island!"
The parrot ignored him again and pranced around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate took out his knife and this time he said "I'm really hungry, I think I'll eat this stupid chicken!"
As the parrot flew away, he squawked "I'm a parrot! I'm a parrot! There are no stupid chickens on this bloody island!"
There was plenty of fresh water, an abundance of coconuts and tropical fruit, and even a nice cache of rum. Finally, after days of searching, he thought he heard the sound of a chicken clucking.
When he found the source of the sound it was actually a parrot prancing around making the clucking sounds of a chicken.
The pirate told the parrot "Stop that clucking. You're not a chicken. You're a parrot. There are no chickens on this bloody island."
The parrot ignored him and continued to prance around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate couldn't believe how stupid the parrot was, so he repeated, "I said, stop that clucking! You're not a chicken! You're a parrot! There are no chickens on this bloody island!"
The parrot ignored him again and pranced around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate took out his knife and this time he said "I'm really hungry, I think I'll eat this stupid chicken!"
As the parrot flew away, he squawked "I'm a parrot! I'm a parrot! There are no stupid chickens on this bloody island!"
From: Me cousin who had him a clucking parrot · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's second-choice job?
An arrrrrrchitect!
From: http://www.prometheusradio.org/piratejokes.html · Link hearrrre!
On May 20, 2008, salty ol' canoedad said:
How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!
From: my twisted imagination · Link hearrrre!
On June 8, 2009, the grog-addicted ms. springaaarrrrrrrrrr(aka)brilly said:
What is a pirate's favorite tv show?
Chaarrrrrrrrles in Chaaarrrrrrrrrrrge!!
From: got drunk, made it up · Link hearrrre!
On April 18, 2007, regular scallywag Paige Swaim said:
Why is Bill Clinton a pirate's favorite president?
He's from Aaaarrrrkansas!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What size mug of whiskey does a pirate order?
LaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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On October 13, 2006, one-eyed Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite Oldsmobile model?
A Cutlass!
From: My grog saturated brain. · Link hearrrre!
On September 13, 2007, land-lubber GAAAAARRRRTH said:
Where do pirates go to work out?
To the JIM LAD!!!!
From: A mate · Link hearrrre!
On July 14, 2006, the sea-bitten Christopher said:
What happens when a pirate picks his scabs?
He gets a scaaahhhrr!!
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On June 7, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Andy said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch!
From: Omar · Link hearrrre!
On August 3, 2006, barnacle-bitten Dean said:
What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?
Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!
From: Australia · Link hearrrre!
On October 13, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates hate doing?
YARRRRRrrrdwork!
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On January 10, 2008, the most piratical Jose said:
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!!!!
From: Me mind · Link hearrrre!