On March 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On November 11, 2014, scurvy dog Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
Gym lad!!!
From: Rummaging around me noggin · Link hearrrre!
On July 31, 2014, land-lubber Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"
"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
From: Oregon · Link hearrrre!
On May 27, 2007, scurvy dog Renee said:
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
To ARRR is pirate.
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On March 24, 2009, captain GypsyDee said:
What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?
He got Marooned!
From: cast away at sea (on the Net) · Link hearrrre!
On January 5, 2015, the scurvy j said:
What does a pirate drink rum from?
A mason jarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
From: From my brain ye bilge rat!!! YARRRRRRR!!! · Link hearrrre!
On November 22, 2014, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on The Price is Right?
A new CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: My brain. · Link hearrrre!
On November 11, 2007, barnacle-bitten Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
From: A valentine card form last year. · Link hearrrre!
On March 15, 2007, barnacle-bitten gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
From: ireland · Link hearrrre!
On August 26, 2006, salty ol' Captain Corbin said:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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On September 22, 2006, land-lubber owen said:
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!
From: one of the best, most tolerant teaching assistants ever · Link hearrrre!
On July 13, 2011, barnacle-bitten Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
From: New HampshARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On May 6, 2010, captain Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me. · Link hearrrre!
On August 31, 2008, salty ol' Craig D said:
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!
On March 20, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
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