On March 12, 2011, the most piratical Austin's rockin' Realtor® said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with a cell phone?
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
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On July 9, 2006, barnacle-bitten Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
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On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
ARRRRRRRRGGGHH!!
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On September 26, 2008, barnacle-bitten Tessy said:
Why didn't the nerdy pirate come to dinner?
He was leveling up his AAAARRRcane mage!!
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On June 28, 2007, barnacle-bitten Hunter said:
What do pirates like for Christmas?
Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds!
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On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag June Zmolek said:
Why did the pirate get a divorce?
They kept havin' Arrrguments!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates like their ham?
Carrrrrrved!
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On September 26, 2008, land-lubber Tessy said:
What do you call a Saudi-Arabian pirate commander?
CZAAAAARRRR!!!
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On July 20, 2006, land-lubber Mark said:
What is a pirate's favorite Toyota?
The YARRRRRRRrrrrrris!
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On July 18, 2006, captain Captain FeatherSword said:
How do pirates ship their treasure down a river?
They use a BARRRrrrge!
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On June 20, 2006, scurvy dog victor said:
Whats a pirate's favourite colour?
Depends on the pirate.
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite planet?
Marrrrrs!
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On September 19, 2006, the dreaded The saucy wench Romany said:
What does a pirate say after they've been wounded in battle?
That's gonna scAAAAARRR!!
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On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!
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On January 8, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite section of the newspaper?
LettARRs to the EditARRR!