On September 12, 2008, scurvy dog Benni hanna said:
What do pirates drive when they go to port?
A cARRRRRRR!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
They observe the starrrrrrrs!
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On May 16, 2006, salty ol' relientkbluchic said:
What is a pirate's least favorite veggie?
Arrrrtichoke!!!
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On November 8, 2006, scurvy knave Doug Price said:
What is a pirate's favorite hobby?
GARRRRdening!
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite game?
Darrrrrts!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
When do pirates prefer to attack?
In the darrrrrrk!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates get on their pizzas?
Arrrrrrtichokes!
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On September 19, 2008, seven-sea sailin' evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
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On March 19, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do nerd pirates do in high school?
They run the video projectaaaaaaaaar.
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On June 3, 2006, the sea-bitten Me name be Bonnie from Beaufarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt near the Arrrrrrrrrch said:
Why did the two pirate captains have a fight?
Because they're ARRRrrrch enemies!
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On December 23, 2008, the scurvy Toby said:
What type of vehicle do pirates use to transport goods whilst on land?
An Arrrrrrrrrrticulated Lorry!
On August 24, 2007, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHT-wheel!
On July 13, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Ross Ibrossco@hotmail.com said:
Did hear about the Pirate that went to University?
Yep, he was studying Arghhhh-chitecture!
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On July 18, 2006, the scurvy Alex said:
Why is the pirate captain never worried about ripped sails?
He's never short on patches!
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite US President?
Jimmy CARRRrrrrrter
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