On February 24, 2006, the most piratical Brennan Dewey said:
What is a pirate's favorite Star Trek character?
Tasha Yarrrr!
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On May 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favourite appliance?
The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite jungle hero?
TARRRRRrrzan!
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On December 23, 2008, land-lubber robby said:
Where do Pirates do their banking?
Wells Farrrrrgo!
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On September 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Who's a pirate's favorite designer?
ARRRrrrr-mani!
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On May 7, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' brad said:
Who is a pirate's favorite band?
GWARRRRRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's least favourite drink?
VinegAAARRRRRR!
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On May 18, 2009, salty ol' ARRRRRRen said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The ARRRRRmy National GuARRRRRd!!
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On August 20, 2006, captain Shane said:
How does a pirate go up three floors?
In an elevatARRRRRrrrgghh!!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite section of the newspaper?
The CARRRrrtoons!
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On March 12, 2006, barnacle-bitten Trevor said:
Who's a pirate's favorite golfer?
TiGARRR! Why? Because he is always under pARRR!!
On December 23, 2009, the most piratical Spencer Prentice said:
A pirate is standing in the paper goods aisle of his local grocery store. He's been standing there looking for 30 minutes when the manager comes up and asks, "You have been here for quite awhile sir. Can I help you find something?"
The Pirate turns and says "No matey, I just can't decide between the Bounty or the CHARRRRRRRRmin!"
The Pirate turns and says "No matey, I just can't decide between the Bounty or the CHARRRRRRRRmin!"
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On September 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship?
Let's get on the ship, men!
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On March 26, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate get for Christmas?
A p-arrrrrrrrrrrrtridge in a pear tree!
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On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it?
He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it.
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