On May 11, 2006, land-lubber Captain Karikas said:
Why did the pirate fail the test?
It was too harrrrrrrrrrd!
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On March 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Will said:
What food group does a pirate leave out when he is on a diet?
CaRRRRRRRbs!
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On August 1, 2006, land-lubber Jeremy said:
Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
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On September 2, 2011, regular scallywag Chrissie said:
Which Disney movie do pirates love the most?
The ARRRRistoCats!
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On September 30, 2007, one-eyed LARRRRRRs said:
How do pirates like their math homework?
hARRRRRd!
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On May 16, 2006, land-lubber Patrick RRRRYYan said:
What is a pirate's favorite name for his kid?
Carrrrrrrll!
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On July 2, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Captin Fry Inpan said:
What is a pirates favorite party video game?
D-D-Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On September 19, 2006, scurvy dog Cap'n ARRRRT said:
What animal do Australian pirates have as a mascot?
KangARRRRRrrrrooo!
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On August 24, 2007, scurvy dog Lorraine said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHTwheel!
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On June 6, 2012, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
On December 31, 2010, the sea-bitten Rondo Goldwyn said:
'Ow does ye fix a cranky pirate?
Spray 'em with Sea Arggh Sea!!!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate call safety?
He farrrrrrrted.
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On November 7, 2009, scurvy knave lambster said:
What's a pirate's least favorite part of marching band?
Color guARRRRdd!!
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On September 25, 2006, captain Kerens said:
What do pirate captains do with their old log books?
They ARRRRRRRRRchive them!
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On March 8, 2006, the dreaded Robert Paul McMahon said:
How many pirates with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Want to steal loot.
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