On November 9, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Adam said:
If some pirates are ARRrtists and the second choice is ARRrchitecture.
Where do drop-out pirates work?
Where do drop-out pirates work?
ARRrbys's !!!
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On October 13, 2006, the scurvy Bruin said:
Why do pirates revere the Three Wise Men?
Because they came from afAAAAAAAAAR!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates keep track of the passage of time?
With a calendARRRrrrrgghh!
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On August 8, 2007, the most piratical Sharktooth Angie and Pirate Azreal the off white said:
How do you know a true pirate?
We've got scaaARRRGHHs!!!!!
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On November 14, 2006, one-legged JAC said:
What's a pirate's favorite fruit/color?
An Arrrrange!
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On September 18, 2012, the grog-addicted The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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On November 8, 2006, barnacle-bitten Flip Zigger said:
What's a pirate's favorite book?
HARRRRRRRRRRy Potter!
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On September 29, 2010, scurvy knave Captn Crunch said:
Why can't tree-huggers be pirates?
Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!!
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On March 12, 2007, one-legged Cptn Stu said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch! Ouch! ARR!
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On September 20, 2006, regular scallywag Gary D. Cannon said:
What's a pirate's favorite type of wine?
ChAAARRRRRRRdonay!
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On June 7, 2006, barnacle-bitten DJ Assault said:
What does a pirate want for Christmas?
Big booty!
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On September 21, 2006, the most piratical ava said:
What did the pirate get when he cut himself in a battle?
A SCAAAAARRRrrrrr!
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On November 22, 2009, scurvy knave Ashly said:
What did the pirate say to the little girl?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren't you an ugly little thing??!!!!
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On March 4, 2007, captain cpt gerry two patches said:
How would you recognise an Irish pirate?
He has a patch over both eyes!
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On July 31, 2006, one-eyed Michael said:
What does a pirate put under his username?
An AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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