On September 19, 2007, the dreaded Emily said:
Why couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade?
Because, he only knew on letter..."ARRRRRRR!"
From: Emily · Link hearrrre!
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On April 26, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' a pirate said:
How does a pirate poison another pirate?
With AARRRRRrrrrsenic!
From: my self · Link hearrrre!
On May 30, 2008, scurvy knave Phillip McGuinness said:
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c!!!
From: heard it from me friend James. · Link hearrrre!
On April 11, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say on party invitations?
ARRRRrrrrggghhh.S.V.P.
From: Michael Karikas · Link hearrrre!
On December 1, 2006, scurvy knave Flip Wigger said:
How does a pirate say 'excuse me'?
PARRRRRRRRRRRRdon!
From: Captain Terry · Link hearrrre!
On November 6, 2006, regular scallywag Aaron said:
Where did the space pirate fight at?
The Death Starrrrrrrrgghh!
From: YO-HOs-BIG · Link hearrrre!
On February 19, 2008, land-lubber Shady Seide Cockswallow, a swashbuckling wench of New Orleans said:
What is a pirate's favorite radio program?
NParrrrgh... National Pirate Radio!
From: me · Link hearrrre!
On January 20, 2007, captain Phil Pham said:
Why do pirates hate people from Boston?
Because they can't pronounce their ARRRGHHHHS!
From: philhuypham@hotmail.com · Link hearrrre!
On July 22, 2006, scurvy dog moxley said:
Why do pirates stink?
Because of their ARRRRrrrm pits!
From: my brain · Link hearrrre!
On November 4, 2006, the most piratical Connarrrrrrr! said:
What did the pirate say to his llama?
Tina! You fat larrrrrd! Come get some dinner!
From: Napoleon Dynamite [I made the joke myself though] · Link hearrrre!
On November 8, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Captain Bub Harrrley said:
What is a pirate's favorite motorcycle?
A HARRRRrrrley Davidson!
From: Pomona California · Link hearrrre!
On October 24, 2007, scurvy knave Saucy Sara said:
Who did the pirate have a crush on?
CindAAARRella!
On September 18, 2006, land-lubber Mr. T said:
After a particuliarly long fight at sea the winning captain comes ashore to find a large crew of media. The reporters fight to ask questions before the Captain finally singles out one attractive, young reporter, who asks: "Captain, Where did you learn such amazing tactics? was it the Navy?"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
From: A BA in bad humorology · Link hearrrre!
On January 30, 2007, barnacle-bitten Capt Pam said:
What sound did the pirate make when he sneezed?
Arrrrchoo!
From: a preschool teacher · Link hearrrre!
On September 11, 2006, the scurvy Maxwell Jack said:
What do you call a mathematically intelligent buccaneer?
A PI-rat (PI= 3.14)
From: Math class · Link hearrrre!