On November 28, 2006, one-legged Miss Megan the Wench said:
What does a pirate make his sweaters with?
YARRRn!
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On November 10, 2006, scurvy knave A Saavy Sea Lass said:
Why did the pirate only buy half of a recliner?
He only needed to put one leg up!
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On March 3, 2007, salty ol' Stuarrrrrt Hoyle said:
What is a pirate's favourite herb?
Parrrrsley!!
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On May 9, 2007, regular scallywag Nicholus Morrow said:
Who does a pirate hate to see coming over the horizon?
The Coast Guaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
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On April 26, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' sherry houle said:
What did the pirate say about his own joke?
ARRRrrre jokes ARRRre betterrrrr!!!
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On March 1, 2007, one-legged Aidan said:
What is a pirate's favourite sweet?
Smarrrrrrrties!
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On June 12, 2006, scurvy knave Terri said:
What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
An AARRRRrrrrrcheologist!
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On September 23, 2008, seven-sea sailin' causaubon said:
What kind of women do pirates prefer?
CougARRRs!!!
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On September 10, 2007, the most piratical Fracas said:
What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?
A Superstarrrrrrr!
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On September 17, 2007, salty ol' Charles said:
Being the son of God, Jesus obviously couldn't grow up to be a pirate, so what did he decide to be?
A CARRRRpenter!
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On February 22, 2007, one-eyed Phil Brooks said:
Who is a pirate's least favorite Star Wars character?
JARRRR-JARRRR!
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On June 13, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Elise Ali said:
What is a pirate's favorite animal?
An AAAAAArrrdvark!!!
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On April 22, 2009, one-eyed Jon White said:
What do pirates wear when going out to a posh restaurant?
An ARRRRRRRmani suit!!
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On September 7, 2007, one-eyed George said:
What do you call an insane pirate?
BizzARRRRRRRRE!!!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the pirate keep his boat?
In the HARRRrrrrbor!
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