On May 14, 2006, barnacle-bitten Pirate Steve said:
What animal ate the pirate's hand?
An aligatARRRRR!
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On August 15, 2006, the scurvy an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do pirates like on their toast?
Orange M-ARRRR-malade!
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On June 22, 2010, the sea-bitten Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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On May 5, 2006, barnacle-bitten Eric said:
What does a pirate put on his fish?
TaarrrrrrrTaaarrrrrrrrrr sauce!
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On February 2, 2006, the dreaded Josh Keller said:
Why do pirates have hooks for hands?
Because they're s'curvy!
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On December 16, 2006, scurvy knave Morganti said:
What's a pirate's favourite cheese?
Cheddaaaaarrrrrrrrr!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates love Captain Crunch?
It's pARRrrrrrt of a complete breakfast!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the lamest pirate hobby?
GARrrrrdening!
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On September 28, 2008, regular scallywag Dread Pirate Christie said:
What's a pirate's favorite celestial event?
The Arrrrraurrrra Boaarrrrealis!
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On July 14, 2006, the scurvy Christopher said:
Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?
To the baaahhhrrr!
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On July 12, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A Pie Rat!
On October 31, 2006, land-lubber Wiggy said:
Why do pirates like treasure?
Because it spARRRkles!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Who helps pirates build their ships?
CARRrrrrrpenters!
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On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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On July 15, 2006, land-lubber Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
A marrrggarita!
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