On September 9, 2009, one-eyed Dan and Ryan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Thundercat?
Sn-aaaarrrrrrrrrrr-ff!
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On July 13, 2006, the scurvy Capt RedBeard said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Star Trek captain?
Jean Luke PicARRRRrrrrd!
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On August 24, 2006, land-lubber Court said:
What kind of carrrr does a modern day pirate drive?
A ferrARRRRrrrrri!
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On November 14, 2006, one-eyed Flip Zigger said:
Why was the pirate drunk on the street?
He got kicked out of the BARRRRrrrghh!
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On September 19, 2014, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What is a pirate's favorite Beatles song?
Baby You Can Drive My CARRRRRRRRRRRR!
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On July 14, 2006, captain Christopher said:
What did the pet store sales clerk ask the pirate when he was buying his parrot?
So will that be cash, check, or chaaahhhrrrge?
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On May 22, 2006, one-legged Warren said:
What's a good name for a pirate?
ARRRRRRnold!
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On July 8, 2007, the grog-addicted Capt Crabby said:
What part of the Bible does a pirate like to read?
The story about the ARRRRrrrrrk!
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On March 26, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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On November 22, 2009, the most piratical Ashly said:
What's a pirate's favorite bone of the body??
His arrrrrrrrrrrrm!!!
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On March 26, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath?
They wanted to make a clean getaway!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do young pirates hang out?
In ARRRrrrrcades!
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On July 25, 2005, the scurvy Justin Sheedy said:
Why did the Pirate go to Law School?
To pass the Barrrr!
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On September 29, 2006, barnacle-bitten Justine said:
Where do pirate students go to on a class trip?
The Arrrrrrrt Museum!
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On May 29, 2007, one-legged Tony said:
What rating did the MPAA give to the pirate movie?
PG-13, because it contained graphic violence, salty language and pAAAAArrrr-tial nudity!
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