On September 24, 2007, one-legged Captain Frank-N-Spank! said:
How did the pirate find out that his matey was dead?
The Aaarrrrrr-bituary!!!
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On March 26, 2006, scurvy knave The dread pirates Jason and Katy said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrget!! Why? Because of all the barrrrrrrgains!
From: Jason and Katy pirate original · Link hearrrre!
On April 21, 2010, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
Twittaaaaaaaarrr.....
that's it.
On October 13, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite American president?
F. D. ARRRRRRRR!
From: Me, ye lubbers! · Link hearrrre!
On September 8, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Gabbi said:
Why was fishing the pirate's favorite pastime?
Argh, because he was hooked!!
From: Sacramento · Link hearrrre!
On July 24, 2007, the dreaded Jack Sparrow said:
While playing poker, what did the captain say to his first mate when he spilled rum all over the cards?
ARRrrgh matey, swab the deck!!!!
From: My Dad · Link hearrrre!
On April 9, 2006, one-legged Jeremy McCormick said:
Where do pirates put their stuff at the gym?
In Davey Jones' Locker.
From: myself · Link hearrrre!
On March 12, 2006, the most piratical damo said:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Illsick ya in Davey Jones' locker if ya don't let me in!
From: 40 langdale road · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Matt said:
What sits on your shoulder and says "Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"?
A parrotty error!
From: UNaXCess · Link hearrrre!
On May 11, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Ethan Mcfarland said:
Why do pirates smell so bad?
Because of their ARRRRmpits!
From: Ethan McFarland · Link hearrrre!
On October 28, 2006, the dreaded Justin Taylor Landis said:
What does a pirate's dog say?
Arrrrrrrrf!!
From: Me Pops · Link hearrrre!
On March 21, 2007, scurvy dog mARRrrtin Luther King said:
What do pirates do when they have gas?
They fARRrrrrt!
From: me sick imagination! · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2007, barnacle-bitten Capt. B said:
How does a pirate with two hooks scratch his nose?
Verrrry Carefully! YARRR!!
From: Capt. B of the O'Hara Cache Crew · Link hearrrre!
On July 13, 2006, captain an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate spread on his toast?
MAAAAARmalade!
From: A stroke · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite TV show?
Eeeee Aaarrrh!
From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=59 · Link hearrrre!