On May 8, 2006, one-eyed Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite instrument?
The guitarrrrrrr!
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On August 15, 2007, regular scallywag rob said:
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
We give 'im Alka SeltzARRRR!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call a group of pirate ships?
An Arrrrrmada!
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On March 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
Arrrrgyle.
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On August 24, 2012, the dreaded SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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On June 20, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their bathrooms?
On the poop deck!
On November 1, 2009, scurvy dog hunter said:
What do little pirates want to be when they get older?
A CARRRRrrrrrrrgh salesman!!
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On September 17, 2007, scurvy dog Charles said:
What do you call a pirate who can't move his arms or his legs?
PARRalyzed!
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On March 20, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a pirate go to drink?
A baaaaarrrr.
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On March 8, 2007, the dreaded James said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of humor?
Sarrrrrrrr-casm!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates conserve energy?
They carrrrrrrpool!
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On June 20, 2006, one-legged Valarie said:
What does pirate's dog say?
Aaaarrrrrf!
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On August 26, 2010, the grog-addicted Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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On June 9, 2006, one-eyed thingythekid said:
What's a tongue-tied Pirate called?
InARRticulate!
On August 19, 2011, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do Pirates order from at a restaurant?
The al a CARRRT menu!
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