On June 25, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Doug said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
Becasue he kept stealing everyone's booty!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find very few pirates?
The Arrrrrctic!
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On September 22, 2008, salty ol' liam said:
What does a pirate say when he falls of a building?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On December 12, 2005, the sea-bitten Big Papa Pimpin said:
Why can't pirates play golf?
They can't make PARRrrrrrgh!!!
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On July 29, 2008, one-legged Mitch Pinkerton said:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
His ARRRRCHIVES!
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On November 5, 2007, the grog-addicted Salty Cayman Dog said:
How do pirates make their money?
By hook or by crook!
On August 18, 2007, the scurvy Claire said:
What do pirates like to do in their spare time?
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt!!!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite comic strip?
GARRRrrrfield!
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On April 30, 2006, the scurvy Muel said:
What did the 100 year old pirate say when he saw a ghost?
Arrrrr, me HEARTY!
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On September 8, 2006, salty ol' Karl said:
Where do Soviet pirates come from?
The U.S.S.AAAAARRRRRRrrrgh!!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite Nirvana song?
Come as you ARRRRrrrggghhh!
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On March 26, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate who injured his knee get?
Arrrrrrrrthroscopic surgery!
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On March 16, 2010, regular scallywag Daaaaarrrra (Dara) said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite Bar Drink?
A Maaaarrrrtini!
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On June 2, 2011, scurvy dog timthedrummer said:
What does a pirate wear in the winter time?
A PARRRRRKA!!
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On October 18, 2007, one-legged Captain Murrrrrrphy said:
What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!
From: a harrrrrd night out with me crew!!! · Link hearrrre!