On December 11, 2007, one-legged one eyed joe said:
What technological advance helped the Pirates win the Battle of Britain in 1940?
The radarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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On April 11, 2005, scurvy knave Jason said:
What does a hungry pirate (a pirate named Miko) say?
Arrrrrrrr ya gonna eat that?
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What happens when you cross a pirate with an octopus?
You get a guy with nine arms and a cannon.
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On April 4, 2007, the sea-bitten r. evelyth said:
What is a pirate's favourite crime?
AAAARRson!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates rest in?
Aarrrrmchairs!
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On November 6, 2006, land-lubber Black Beardy the Pirate said:
Who's Aladdin's least favorite pirate?
JaFARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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On May 1, 2006, salty ol' Rob S. said:
What's a pirate's favorite vegetable?
Arrrrrrtichokes!
On September 19, 2012, seven-sea sailin' MK said:
The Pirate is, of course, a big Tolkien fan. And, as you know he's very fond of gems and booty. There is one gem he covets above all others but which he will never be able to own. Which gem is it?
The Arrrkenstone!
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On March 26, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the old Pirate get?
Arrrrrrrrthritis!
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On May 31, 2006, captain Captain Wood said:
Why did the pirate move to Hollywood?
To become a movie stARRRRR!
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On September 19, 2008, scurvy dog Drew Badwin said:
What disease do old pirates suffer from?
Parrrrkinsons disease!
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On October 2, 2012, the dreaded an Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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On November 15, 2006, land-lubber Bruin said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Reggae ARRRRRtist?
Bob MARRRRRRRRley!
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On May 12, 2006, the grog-addicted Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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On September 18, 2009, scurvy dog Wadder said:
Who always gets their share of the pirates' loot?
The I.RRRRRR.S!
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