On May 11, 2006, scurvy knave John Brian Losh said:
What did the pirate do when he drank too much?
He barrrrrrrrrrrfed!
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On September 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you know Noah was a pirate?
He built an ARRRRrrgggghhk!
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On November 10, 2006, seven-sea sailin' A Saavy Sea Lass said:
What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on?
The outside!
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On March 19, 2014, scurvy dog an Anonymous Pirate said:
What be a pirate's favorite Looney Tunes character?
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvin the Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtian!!!
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On July 26, 2006, one-eyed Geneva said:
Why do old pirates need hooks?
Because they get ARRRRRRR-thritis!
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On September 17, 2007, land-lubber Charles said:
Where does a pirate go to look for long-forgotten books?
The ARRchives!
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On June 23, 2007, one-legged Billy Sastard said:
Did you hear about the good economy Cap'n Hawk gets out of his warship?
He gets 35 miles to the galleon! Aaarrrgghhhhhh!
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On October 31, 2007, the most piratical Svend Bramer said:
How did the pirate measure his ship?
He used a YAARRRdstick!
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On November 3, 2006, scurvy knave cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck!
On September 7, 2006, the most piratical Potty the Pirate said:
What do girl pirates get for Christmas?
Baaaaarbie!
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On November 30, 2009, land-lubber jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Yarrrrdwork!
On June 29, 2006, scurvy knave John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
A cigaaaarrrrrr!
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On September 12, 2009, the dreaded Cap said:
What's a pirate's girlfriends name ?
Carrrrrrrrrmen!
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On February 1, 2014, scurvy knave an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirates favourite song?
Gang-plank style!
On February 4, 2009, the scurvy Antoine said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
To the CARRRRRRRNIVAL!!!
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