On September 9, 2008, land-lubber DAVEY said:
Did you hear about the pirate with a stomach problem?
He was suffering from diARRRRRrrrrrrhhearhh!!
From: DAVEY · Link hearrrre!
Every joke in the hold
Showing jokes 331–345 of 995 scurvy jokes.
On February 11, 2009, one-legged Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
From: Valient Thorr DVD In Heat · Link hearrrre!
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates measure the size of their ship?
In yaaarrrrds!
From: http://www.cafepress.com/buy/book/-/sort_byDesignScore/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.10146680/pNo_10146680/id_3091597/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_ · Link hearrrre!
On November 17, 2011, the most piratical Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
On July 12, 2006, the most piratical Jolly Rodger Josie said:
What does a pirate knit with?
YARRRn!
From: My head · Link hearrrre!
On June 15, 2007, captain Comanda Panda said:
How do you judge a pirate's intelligence?
With an Aye-Q test!
From: I made it up at work. · Link hearrrre!
On May 16, 2012, the dreaded Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day · Link hearrrre!
On July 4, 2006, salty ol' Espi said:
Where does a pirate go to college ?
HARRRVARRRD!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On September 18, 2009, barnacle-bitten Harrr harrr harrr said:
What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A butt pirate!!!
From: Me. · Link hearrrre!
On May 13, 2006, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Did you hear about the stupid pirate?
Yeah, what a ret-AAAARRRRR-d!
On February 28, 2006, the grog-addicted Brennan Dewey said:
What was the Scottish pirate's favorite folk song?
Whiskey in the Jarrr!!!
From: my brain · Link hearrrre!
On June 18, 2011, captain blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
From: a filthy landlubber, ar! · Link hearrrre!
On July 16, 2006, scurvy knave Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
From: Orcas Island · Link hearrrre!
On October 5, 2009, the dreaded Tim M said:
Why did the pirate swing at the 3-0 pitch?
He didn't want to walk... the plank.
From: Baseball · Link hearrrre!
On February 26, 2008, chumbucket-lickin' smarty pants said:
What disease is a pirate most afraid of?
ARRRrrrrthritis!
From: my brain · Link hearrrre!