On July 24, 2006, one-legged bob fats said:
Why couldn't the pirate go to the bathroom?
Because the poopdeck was full!
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On September 17, 2007, one-eyed Charles said:
What's a pirate philosopher's dictum?
Cogito, ARRGO sum.
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On June 16, 2006, land-lubber John Christensen said:
What is a Pirate's favorite movie series?
STARRRRRR WARRRRRRS!
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On November 22, 2009, the scurvy Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
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On September 20, 2006, one-eyed Captain Greedle said:
What be a pirate's favorite way of listening to music?
He buys them on ayeTunes with his ayeMac and puts them on his ayePod!
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On April 10, 2011, regular scallywag Wayne said:
What is a Pirate's favorite former nation?
The U-S-S-AAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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On October 7, 2007, the sea-bitten Alex H said:
What does a pirate always fail during a driving test?
pAAAAAAARRallel pAAAAAAAAAARRRking!
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On March 24, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does it mean when a pirate coughs?
He's got sarrrrrrrrrrrrs.
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On April 5, 2006, the most piratical Tracy said:
What's a pirate's favorite coffee spot?
Starrrrrrrbucks
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On December 19, 2006, captain Flip Zigger said:
What is a pirate's favorite army?
The SpARRRRRRRRRRRRtans!
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On September 22, 2006, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their jam?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrggh!!!!!!!
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On March 6, 2015, the sea-bitten Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
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On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
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On September 24, 2007, the grog-addicted Alika Campbell said:
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
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On September 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite gas?
Arrrrrrrgon!
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