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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite candy?
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On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted Justin said:

Why don't pirates ever buy houses?
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On March 21, 2009, scurvy knave Genesis Phrigustus said:

A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
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From: Genesis Phrigustus (made it up off the top of my head) · Link hearrrre!

On March 25, 2010, the dreaded Cap'n Quinn said:

Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
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From: My mind! · Link hearrrre!

On March 22, 2008, the scurvy Kurtis Williams said:

What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
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From: Made it up myself one rum drunkin night · Link hearrrre!

On March 24, 2008, the dreaded 99 Bottles of Beard said:

Why don't pirates go to the moon?
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From: a buddy · Link hearrrre!

On August 13, 2006, scurvy knave Ruth Goetz said:

What is a pirate's leg most afraid of?
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On August 6, 2006, the dreaded Black Djonn said:

What be a pirate's favorite kind of humour?
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From: me parrot Ned · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates like to eat?
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On September 19, 2008, the scurvy Drew Baldwin said:

What do pirates put on toast?
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From: made it up · Link hearrrre!

On August 3, 2005, the dreaded evan said:

This pirate wants to buy a parrot. So, he
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
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From: a christmas joke · Link hearrrre!

On May 1, 2006, the sea-bitten Rob S. said:

What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?
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On July 16, 2010, barnacle-bitten Ailysch said:

What's a pirate's favorite airport?
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From: Made it up this morning · Link hearrrre!

On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

Who was the pirate's favorite basketball player?
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On September 19, 2006, one-legged John said:

What's a pirate's favorite television show?
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