On June 24, 2006, the most piratical gabz said:
Why don't pirates like love?
Because love doesn't end in ARRRRrrr!
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On June 6, 2010, the dreaded captain morningwood said:
Why couldn't the pirate get into the nightclub?
He forgot his ID carrrrrrrrrrd!
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On July 2, 2008, the scurvy Ronald the Red said:
What do Pirates always smoke after a lusty battle?
A cig-AAAAARRRRRGH!!
From: I thunk it up, methinks. (or I missed it in all the "AAAArgh jokes") · Link hearrrre!
On September 7, 2006, one-eyed Potty the Pirate said:
Why did the pirate cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!
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On April 3, 2007, one-eyed Tristan said:
What do you call a happy pirate?
A jolly roger!
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On May 10, 2008, the most piratical Jay Lee said:
Where do pirates shop for their clothes?
The Salvation ARRmy!!!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On July 8, 2006, the dreaded Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
On August 23, 2006, captain Amanda said:
Why do pirates like Harry Potter?
Because he has a scARRRR!!
From: New Jersey · Link hearrrre!
On August 21, 2007, the most piratical drew and paul said:
How did the pirate make a little extra booty?
He had a YARRRRRd sale!
From: being bored · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2011, the most piratical Lizzy G. said:
What does a pirate order in a fancy restaurant?
The tuna tartaarrrrr!!
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On September 19, 2011, one-legged Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
From: Self · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2011, scurvy knave Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
From: Me again · Link hearrrre!
On February 13, 2011, one-eyed shawn said:
ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate?
Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
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On March 26, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate get fired by his boss?
They got into an ARR-gument!
From: http://mattschuh.blogs.com/mws/2004/11/pirate_joke_5.html · Link hearrrre!
On July 3, 2007, scurvy knave Kalli said:
What's a pirate's favorite car?
A FerrARRRRRRRRRRRi!
From: Wee lil mellow Will · Link hearrrre!