On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the best school for pirates to go to?
Harrrrrrrvard!
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On September 19, 2007, one-eyed Dan Brannan said:
What's a pirates favorite nucleic acid? (this is a smart pirate)
ArrrrrrNA! (RNA)
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On September 19, 2008, salty ol' Drew Baldwin said:
What kind of shoppers are pirates?
Barrrrrrrgain shoppers!
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On February 1, 2006, land-lubber Bruce said:
What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy!
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On June 1, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Chimpboy said:
Why do pirates sail in boats?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRrrrrrss!
On December 7, 2010, the most piratical Pirate J.Marriner said:
What do you call a pirate's blind grandmother?
No eyed Dearrrrr!!!!
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On April 9, 2008, one-eyed Joseph said:
What do Mexican pirates eat?
Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!!
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirate watch Pirates of the Caribbean?
He didn't have a VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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On December 28, 2010, captain Uncle Bear said:
Where does a pirate put their gold?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrrr!!
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On May 27, 2012, salty ol' Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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On May 13, 2012, the most piratical Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
ARRRUBA!
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On January 10, 2009, one-eyed me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call 1000 pirates in a room?
Avast conspiracy!
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On October 17, 2006, the most piratical Machete Dan said:
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRsonist!
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On August 14, 2006, captain Nigel Schwartz said:
What does a pirate use to watch his movies?
A V.C.AAAAARRGGH!!!!
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