On September 18, 2008, one-legged ppp said:
Why did the sea bed blush?
Because the sea weed!
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On September 26, 2008, scurvy knave Tessy said:
Why did the pirate break his teeth?
His food was too hAAAAARRRD!
From: My ingenios pirotic mind · Link hearrrre!
On January 25, 2012, the grog-addicted The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life. · Link hearrrre!
On June 11, 2007, regular scallywag piping plover said:
Why do pirates go to the opera?
For the arrrrias and high c's!
From: Captain Mongo · Link hearrrre!
On April 15, 2007, the dreaded Cap'n Alison said:
Why did the pirate join the debate team?
Because he liked to Arrrrrrgue!
From: My silly little head · Link hearrrre!
On August 1, 2005, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Which Star Wars character is really a pirate?
Aarrrrgghh-2-d-2
From: i made it up · Link hearrrre!
On September 26, 2007, the dreaded Coral Cockles said:
Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'?
If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!
From: Whitby International Pirate Society (Wh.I.P.S) · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival · Link hearrrre!
On November 3, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' Danny said:
What is a pirates favorite flavor of cheese?
CheddARRRRRR!!
From: New HampshARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Bruce Farrar said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?
Cap'n Book!
From: I had too much coffee this morning · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, seven-sea sailin' Jeff said:
What song does a pirate mother sing to her pirate child?
To Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to buy a fat pig!!!
From: Off the top of me head matey!!!!!!! · Link hearrrre!
On June 14, 2006, captain Todd TePoel said:
How did the pirate learn how to read?
"Hooked" on phonics!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, scurvy knave Marlene said:
What do pirates do with their emails?
They ARRRRchive them!
From: The greatness of my mind · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, the grog-addicted Ashly Star said:
What is a pirate's favorite band?
A MARRRRrrrrrrrrrching band!!
From: My aunt, uncle, and Pizza Hut · Link hearrrre!
On July 2, 2007, captain Kenny owner of rickshaw dumpling bar said:
What did all the pirates say to the last pirate to come to the party?
Ahoy Latey!!!!
From: I made it up myself if you can believe it! · Link hearrrre!