On September 19, 2006, captain A Kanzler said:
What does a pirate use to play drinking games?
Bar Nickles (barnacles)!
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On May 13, 2012, the sea-bitten Kathy Logsdon said:
Why did the Pirate end up in Jail?
He was ARRRESTED and charged with ARRRMED robbery and ARRGRIVATED assault!
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On January 23, 2007, the scurvy CGC Rush said:
What do you call a pirate with 8 eyes?
PIIIIIIIIRATE
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On November 8, 2007, land-lubber SvendBramer said:
What did pirate say, when asked about why the sun is rising in the east??
Hell, I don't know! That's just the way things ARRRRR!!
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On June 10, 2009, land-lubber Travis Bishop said:
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns!
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On October 28, 2014, the sea-bitten Ben Stinson said:
What do you call a pirate's one true love?
His soulmatey!
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On February 3, 2010, seven-sea sailin' King Lobster said:
Where does a pirate keep his appointments?
In a CALENDAAAARGH!
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On March 20, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate know he found land?
He was shore of it!
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On December 14, 2005, salty ol' Steven Daling said:
Where is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Taaarrrrrget!
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On October 5, 2009, land-lubber Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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On March 5, 2011, seven-sea sailin' blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
On October 22, 2006, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate have a heart attack?
He had a clogged ARRRRrrrr-tery!!
On September 19, 2007, the scurvy Sloanie said:
Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?
He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!
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On March 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr!
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On May 5, 2007, regular scallywag Greg Hazel said:
What is the distance from the center of a circle of pirates to the outside?
ARRRR!
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