On November 5, 2008, salty ol' Chelle Webb said:
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
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On October 5, 2006, the scurvy Capt' Bozo said:
Why don't pirates play sports?
There is no AYE in team!
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On November 8, 2006, the grog-addicted Flip Zigger said:
Why couldn't the pirate get over the Berlin Wall?
It had bARRRRRRbed wire!
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On August 17, 2007, the dreaded Alika said:
What is the name of the pirate tax office?
The Aye. Arrr. S!
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On May 10, 2007, salty ol' Jose Avila said:
How can a pirate captain tell if his crew is getting impatient?
The crew keeps asking "AAARrrgh we there yet?!"
On June 21, 2009, one-eyed Jd said:
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant??
Olive GaRRRRRRRRRRden!!!
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On March 14, 2009, the sea-bitten Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
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On February 10, 2010, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What do pirates say before they fight?
"Let's get ready to RUM-ble!"
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On June 13, 2007, the scurvy Zach Doney said:
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
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On September 20, 2006, captain Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
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On May 16, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Dale Heffernan said:
When a pirate goes shopping, what does he want?
A barrrrrgain!
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On March 20, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate drive on vacation?
An AAAARRRRRRRRR V.
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On March 26, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does the Pirate get his coffee?
Starrrrrrrrrrrbucks!
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On May 13, 2012, captain KATHY LOGSDON said:
what did the Pirate name his tripletts?
ARRRTHUR, ARRRNOLD and ARRRCHIBALD!
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On September 19, 2009, one-legged Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
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