On February 3, 2011, seven-sea sailin' pap chmeer said:
What is a pirate minus a ship?
A creative homless guy!!
From: me head · Link hearrrre!
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On August 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Laura said:
What do you call a pirate woman with one arm and one leg?
ARRRRLENE!!!
From: drunkenness · Link hearrrre!
On November 1, 2007, captain andrea said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
CHARRRRRRED!!!!!
From: me · Link hearrrre!
On June 24, 2009, salty ol' David Sands said:
Why did the pirate make everyone stand at the back of the ship?
Because he was being very stern!
From: i made it up · Link hearrrre!
On June 28, 2006, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's best feature?
His booty!
From: http://forums.nightly.net/Pirate-Jokes-t41094.html · Link hearrrre!
On November 20, 2008, captain Andrew said:
"Did you hear about the pirate's dog who can talk?"
"Really? What does he say?"
"Really? What does he say?"
ARRRRRRff!
From: the LBC · Link hearrrre!
On April 14, 2013, scurvy dog Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
From: Andrew Harris · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, barnacle-bitten Uncle Bear said:
What is a pirate's favorite thing about dogs?
They BARRRRK!!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On June 27, 2006, the scurvy Joey Santilli said:
What is a pirate's favorite song?
We ARRRR The Champions!
From: ARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On September 3, 2012, barnacle-bitten Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
From: Right off the top of me head, Yarrrrrrrrrr! · Link hearrrre!
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the pirate buy Christmas presents for little pirate children?
Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us!
From: Overheard at a pirate party · Link hearrrre!
On June 9, 2009, the scurvy Pirate Diva said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!!!!!!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On September 6, 2007, salty ol' Linda said:
What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
From: Alabama · Link hearrrre!
On May 2, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Sarikka said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The Arrrmy... no, the Navy, he's a pirate!
From: Catalina Island Marine Institute · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2007, scurvy knave TAarrrsha said:
What's a pirate's favorite animal?
An AARRRmadillo!!
From: pirate land · Link hearrrre!