On March 24, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?
On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
From: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/descolada99/150424 · Link hearrrre!
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On August 8, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Manning Gay said:
What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?
DraculARRRR
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On November 15, 2006, captain Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite African nation?
MadagascARRRRRRRR!
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On December 28, 2015, regular scallywag Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
CARRRRbernet!
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On March 16, 2007, one-legged Captain Rumblood said:
What did the pirates do when their ship caught on fire?
They had a BARRRRrrrrbeque!
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On March 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why are pirates so mean?
They just Arrrrrrrgh!
From: http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-pirate_jokes-8534.htm · Link hearrrre!
On November 26, 2012, the grog-addicted Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
From: From my own brain, matey!!! · Link hearrrre!
On September 17, 2008, the most piratical Hana the Hornswoggler said:
What do you call a group of old pirates?
The A-A-RRRRR-P!
From: the briny deep · Link hearrrre!
On February 15, 2013, one-legged mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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On June 20, 2010, the grog-addicted Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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On May 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Captain Karikas said:
Why didn't the Pirate have any jelly on his PB&J?
He couldn't open the jARRR!!!
From: http://pirates.extrabigfoot.com/arrr.php · Link hearrrre!
On April 28, 2011, one-legged Black Bearded Betty said:
What is a pirate's choice of sweater?
A CARRRH-digan!
On September 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Two Pirates on a ship, one says "Yarrr!"
The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"
The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"
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On December 13, 2006, scurvy knave Mildred Fancypants said:
What was wrong with the pirate's door?
It was AJAAAArrrrrrrgghh!
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On May 11, 2006, one-legged Redruth, servant to Squire Trelawney said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with Santa Claus?
Yo ho ho ho!
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