On September 19, 2009, one-eyed Captain Cutlass said:
What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A pumpkin patch!!!
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On March 17, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop TARRRrrrts!
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On July 20, 2006, the sea-bitten LIVVE said:
What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?
A nervous wreck!!!!
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On July 26, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Second to Last Living Ninja Pirate said:
How did the Asian pirate die?
SAAARRRRRRRS!
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On October 6, 2006, the dreaded Davy Jones said:
What kind of laundry detergent do pirates like best?
Tide!
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On September 19, 2007, barnacle-bitten Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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On November 10, 2012, captain Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
"I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
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On July 7, 2007, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
When is a pirate like a bird?
When he's a-robbin'!
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On September 18, 2008, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
On January 15, 2006, one-legged Jenny said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
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On March 9, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast
IIIIIIHOP.
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On May 1, 2006, the dreaded Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
On September 20, 2007, barnacle-bitten Salty Sea Snoop Dogg said:
Who's a pirate's favourite author?
J Aaarrrrggh Aaaarrrggh Tolkien!
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