On October 30, 2013, the grog-addicted James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates eat fast food?
Arrrrrrrrrrby's.
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On August 31, 2010, land-lubber Pirate George said:
What does a pirate put on his peanut butter sandwich?
Jelly Fish!!!!!
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On August 19, 2010, scurvy dog Kate and Grief said:
How does a pirate keep fit?
By doing Aarrrroebics at the Gym-Lad!
On May 20, 2006, the most piratical Jonny Bucco said:
What does a pirate from Boston say?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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On February 5, 2009, the sea-bitten phatnadz said:
What do Jamaican pirates listen to?
Bob MaRRRRRley!!
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On May 11, 2006, the grog-addicted Captain Karikas said:
Why do pirates always have a bar of soap tied to them?
So when they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore!
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On March 16, 2013, scurvy knave Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
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On December 4, 2007, scurvy knave Jolly Holly said:
How does a pirate say "thank you" in Japanese?
ARRRRRigato!!!
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On December 7, 2005, the scurvy Pirate Pam said:
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they Arrrgh!
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On February 21, 2010, the scurvy Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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On September 19, 2009, the grog-addicted Direz said:
What do pirates believe in?
D-ARRRRR-winism!!!
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On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships Ahoy.
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On December 23, 2006, scurvy knave Lizzie said:
First sailor: I know a pirate with a wooden leg named Smith!
Second sailor: What's the name of his other leg?
Second sailor: What's the name of his other leg?
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On February 3, 2015, one-eyed Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What keeps a parrot on a pirate's shoulder?
Poligrip! (polly-grip)
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