Every joke in the hold Random Everything ARR! One-liners Stories Top 20 Cap'n's Picks Showing jokes 136–150 of 995 scurvy jokes.
On September 20, 2007, scurvy dog Matt Sprinkle said:
What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ The pillage idiot. Har!
On July 17, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!
On February 26, 2010, the dreaded Jasen J. Smith said:
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
On September 12, 2007, the sea-bitten Robyn Irving said:
Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ He knew he would wash up on the shore later anyway!
On April 7, 2010, barnacle-bitten James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite movie?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ "Booty and the Beast"!
On June 14, 2007, scurvy knave Ken R. said:
What did the pirate say at the golf course?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ I may tee.
On November 24, 2013, scurvy knave James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on "The Price is Right"?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ A NEW CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
On September 30, 2006, captain Bruin said:
What are pirates a part of?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Avast Conspiracy!
On September 16, 2010, one-eyed Mary Coogan said:
What is a pirate's favorite prayer?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ The ARRRRrrr Father!!
On February 15, 2011, captain mad john flint said:
Why is the Jolly Roger grinning?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh!
On August 18, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Barbi said:
What does a pirate take for indigestion?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums!
On April 22, 2012, regular scallywag Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
On September 30, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
There was once a pirate who wanted to be a Private Eye. Unfortunately, he was blind. So what did he become?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ A privateer!
On July 30, 2006, the most piratical Mike Hughes, aka Wiggy said:
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ None, because they just stand around ARRRrrguing about it!
On June 29, 2009, barnacle-bitten sam-i-am said:
Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!
