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On May 13, 2014, chumbucket lickin' Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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On January 23, 2014, the dreaded Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On April 14, 2013, the grog-addicted Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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On February 15, 2013, regular scallywag mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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On February 15, 2013, captain mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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