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On April 14, 2013, the most piratical Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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From: Andrew Harris
On February 15, 2013, the dreaded mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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From: mike p
On February 15, 2013, salty ol' mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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From: mike p
On October 2, 2012, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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From: Patrick Henry High School
On May 16, 2012, scurvy knave Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day