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Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!

Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!
Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.

On September 24, 2007, scurvy knave Alika Campbell said:
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
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